Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

$$$$||View on mapBeaconsfield, United KingdomOld Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX|
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel
Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX·View on map
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Overall Score
Very good
7.7Very good
Highest Rated
Staff8.6
Location8.5
Comfort8.3
Cleanliness8.1
Lowest Rated
Facilities7.9
Free WiFi7.4
Value for money7.2
Who stays here
Couples82%
Solo8%
Groups5%
Families4%

Overview

Overall Score
Very good
7.7Very good
Highest Rated
Staff8.6
Location8.5
Comfort8.3
Cleanliness8.1
Lowest Rated
Facilities7.9
Free WiFi7.4
Value for money7.2
Who stays here
Couples82%
Solo8%
Groups5%
Families4%

Adult-only boutique hotel in Beaconsfield's oldest documented building

Rooms

All bedrooms at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield are individually designed and feature an en suite shower room. The Boujee and Decadent rooms offer a copper or ceramic bath that fills from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries, bathrobes, and touch-activated mood lighting are provided in every room.

Dining & Bar

The hotel operates two restaurants: an award-winning restaurant serving seasonal and locally sourced dishes, and an on-site Thai restaurant offering authentic cuisine. Hand-crafted cocktails are served in the bar alongside creative cocktail menus. Live entertainment and themed events such as masquerade balls and casino nights take place regularly in the evening.

Wellness & Entertainment

Spa services include tailored Thai massages delivered by trained therapists. The outdoor unheated pool is surrounded by a Moroccan-themed terrace and open all year. Evening entertainment and live music performances are scheduled throughout the year.

Location & History

The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield occupies the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, a 16th-century structure. The hotel is a 2-minute drive from the M40 motorway junction and a 10-minute drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course. Nearby attractions include Cliveden House, Bekonscot Model Village, and Windsor Castle.

Services

Guests receive complimentary champagne upon arrival as part of the check-in process. The hotel offers tailored Thai massage services and a fully stocked bar with hand-crafted cocktails. Wedding services customized to the venue's distinctive style are available for couples.

  • Rooms: Boujee & Decadent with ceiling-filling copper baths
  • Dining: Award-winning seasonal restaurant & authentic Thai cuisine
  • Wellness: Tailored Thai massages & outdoor unheated pool
  • Location: 2 min from M40, 10 min from Beaconsfield Golf Course
  • Experience: Complimentary champagne & live entertainment
Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-23:00
from 07:00-11:00
Amenities
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Breakfast
The hotel offers a full breakfast at the price of GBP 14.0 per person. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Building
Number of rooms:35
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Rooms and availability

Guest Room
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 King-size bed
Cosy Double Room
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 Double bed

Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Parking

Off-site car park

Luggage storage
24-hour services

24-hour reception

24-hour security

Food/ Drinks

Bar/ Lounge area

Restaurant

Welcome drink

Swimming pool

Outdoor swimming pool

Spa and relaxation

Full body massage

TV

Flat-screen TV

Sports & Fitness

  • Hiking

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Karaoke
  • Live entertainment
  • Sun terrace
  • Full body massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Essential information about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

💵 Lowest room price 420 £
📏 Distance to centre 1.1 km
✈️ Distance to airport 23.7 km
🧳 Nearest airport London Heathrow, LHR

Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Reviews of Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel

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FAQ about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Which popular attractions are located near the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel?
You can visit Parish Church of St Mary and All Saints, placed 250 meters from the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel. Other interesting sights include Odds Farm Park (3.1 km from the property) as well as Bekonscot Model Village (a 25-minute walk away).
What is the closest airport to the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel?
London Heathrow airport is located within a 19-minute drive (25 km) from the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel.
Can I leave my car in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel parking lot for free?
Yes, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel provides parking spaces for free.
Are there any dining facilities close to the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel?
Guests of the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel can dine just outside in a restaurant Leigh House offering moderately placed prices or sample British cuisine at The White Hart.
Can I eat breakfast at the hotel?
Yes, guests can enjoy breakfast, served daily in the restaurant of the hotel.
What is check-in and check-out time at the hotel?
Guests of the hotel can check in from 15:00 to 23:00 and check out from 07:00.
What are the booking prices at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel?
The prices at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel start from $377.
What payment methods are accepted in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel?
Payment methods in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel include:
  • American Express
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
What kinds of rooms does the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel offer?
The 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel offers such room types as Cosy Room and Guest Room.
Which facilities are offered in the rooms of the hotel?
Each room at the hotel includes air conditioning for guests' comfort.
Do you have a pool at the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel?
Yes, the 5-star Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel hotel features a swimming pool.
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