Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel
51.602139, -0.637963Overview
Adult-only boutique hotel in Beaconsfield's oldest documented building
Rooms
All bedrooms at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield are individually designed and feature an en suite shower room. The Boujee and Decadent rooms offer a copper or ceramic bath that fills from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries, bathrobes, and touch-activated mood lighting are provided in every room.
Dining & Bar
The hotel operates two restaurants: an award-winning restaurant serving seasonal and locally sourced dishes, and an on-site Thai restaurant offering authentic cuisine. Hand-crafted cocktails are served in the bar alongside creative cocktail menus. Live entertainment and themed events such as masquerade balls and casino nights take place regularly in the evening.
Wellness & Entertainment
Spa services include tailored Thai massages delivered by trained therapists. The outdoor unheated pool is surrounded by a Moroccan-themed terrace and open all year. Evening entertainment and live music performances are scheduled throughout the year.
Location & History
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield occupies the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, a 16th-century structure. The hotel is a 2-minute drive from the M40 motorway junction and a 10-minute drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course. Nearby attractions include Cliveden House, Bekonscot Model Village, and Windsor Castle.
Services
Guests receive complimentary champagne upon arrival as part of the check-in process. The hotel offers tailored Thai massage services and a fully stocked bar with hand-crafted cocktails. Wedding services customized to the venue's distinctive style are available for couples.
- Rooms: Boujee & Decadent with ceiling-filling copper baths
- Dining: Award-winning seasonal restaurant & authentic Thai cuisine
- Wellness: Tailored Thai massages & outdoor unheated pool
- Location: 2 min from M40, 10 min from Beaconsfield Golf Course
- Experience: Complimentary champagne & live entertainment
Rooms and availability
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 Double bed
Facilities
Main facilities
Off-site car park
24-hour reception
24-hour security
Bar/ Lounge area
Restaurant
Welcome drink
Outdoor swimming pool
Full body massage
Flat-screen TV
Sports & Fitness
- Hiking
Services
- Room service
- Housekeeping
- Welcome drink
Dining
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
- Outdoor swimming pool
- Beach umbrellas
- Sun loungers
- Karaoke
- Live entertainment
- Sun terrace
- Full body massage
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Sitting area
- Terrace
- Tea and coffee facilities
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Media
- Flat-screen TV
Essential information about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel
| 💵 Lowest room price | 420 £ |
| 📏 Distance to centre | 1.1 km |
| ✈️ Distance to airport | 23.7 km |
| 🧳 Nearest airport | London Heathrow, LHR |
Location
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